Dude, this is the most hilarious thing to hit the Web in a while. The steps:
1. Go to Tha Shizzolator.
2. Enter a Web site. May I suggest entering this blog?
3. Read the Web site content with a distinctly Snoop Dogg flava.
4. Enjoy a hearty laugh.
I may or may not have told some of my students about this. They have looked up many sites and given them the Snoop working over. Hilarious.
Warning: Some content is not classroom appropriate.
-- Wenatchee, Wash.
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The Wenatchee School District Mission Statement according to Snoop Dog:
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The Wenatchee School District is committed 'n designed provide a comprehensive instructional program from kindergarten through da completion of high school n' shit. Student learning is accomplished through a quality educational system by dedicated, caring staff working in partnership wit students, parents, 'n da community."
Our mission is
• personally know 'n encourage students as individual learners 'n recognize they academic, citizenship 'n co-curricular accomplishments;
• assist students learn 'n apply essential skills 'n values be contributing community citizens wit a global perspective;
• challenge students continually stretch 'n grow while working wit family 'n community as active partners, know what I'm sayin'?
The Wenatchee School District has seven elementary schools, three middle schools, an alternative high school, 'n a 4A high school n' shit. The total number of students is approximately 7,125; we has 450 teachers." The Wenatchee School District has a large minority student population: 30 per cent are Hispanic, 1.3 per cent Asian, 'n .5 African American, know what I'm sayin'? Our district strives employ exceptional educators serve izzle diverse student population."
Wenatchee educators are focused on aligning wit da state goals, know what I'm sayin'? We are committed having izzle students meet standards in reading, writing, 'n communication--a responsibility which belongs ALL of us, regardless of grade level, subject area, or students' special need n' shit.
Emphasis on high expectations 'n academic achievement, partnership wit parents achieve educational goals, respect fo' students' cultural 'n linguistic backgrounds, 'n opportunities 'n resources fo' staff professional development are characteristics of da Wenatchee School District n' shit. All clearly support da educational success of da students served, know what I'm sayin'?
Loganite,
I strongly insist that you remove this vulgar website from your blog. I find it offensive that Snoop Dog, or so he is called, ends certain sentences with n' s---. You don't know the young lives you are influencing with your highly influential blog. I have to say that I am apalled and I am going to e-mail the FCC right after I post this blog. Your goin' down, n' s---, as Snoop would say.
Sincerely,
Offended n' s---
That guy above me is offended way too easily. Tha Shizzolator is quite silly. I applaud your eye for humor.
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